Its a damn travesty is what it is. It is bad enough that they went ahead and killed all the regular unicorns – they wanna get rid of the chubby ones too? No. I won’t stand for it. These chubby bastards have been through enough. Word in the jungle is that during the GUW (Great Unicorn War), hunted unicorns actually bulked up – hoping to disguise themselves as hippos (no one cares about hippos). This shirt is for the sanctity of all life- especially the unicorns! No matter how..chubby they’ve gotten! They need our support! Viva la corn!
MEASUREMENTS: *Chest/Length – Garment Laying Flat* Size 5XLARGE measures 34″ across the chest & 34″ long. NOTE: This is an UNISEX cut garment for Men or Women.
FIT & FEATURES ~ Includes double needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. This unisex graphic crewneck sweatshirt is a full-cut regular adult size, has no side seams & is not tapered. This type of sweatshirt is for a standard fit. It is one of our coziest fleece knits. It provides warmth though high quality fabric so you can stay comfortable no matter where you go. ~ Machine wash, Do not iron. ~
✪ PROUDLY DESIGNED & PRINTED IN THE USA ✪ We use the newest technology & eco-friendly inks for a super soft feel at our facility in rural North Carolina! Show your pride & patriotic support for our small town American business wearing quality apparel! Print may appear smaller on larger sizes & image colors may vary slightly based on your screen. We want you to be satisfied with your purchase!
UNICORN CREWNECK SWEATSHIRTS: Do you believe in magical creatures? With our Unicorn designs, everyone can be a believer. Myth or legend, these magical horses come to life with our unicorn apparel. Believers of the unicorn will come together when wearing this magical shirt. Do you know someone who believes? Provide them a with a gift any UNICORN fan will love.